humor

pay me for photos

Mar 5 •

i'm more important because i have more money than you

Feb 19 •

"cool communities that do cool stuff"

apparently by transitive property being around cool people makes you cooler

Feb 4 •

every substack girl's writing

its not harsh if its true

Jan 3 •

how you end up at every sf party

just because someone spent time outside sf doesn’t make them contrarian

Jul 19, 2024 •

dating in the '20s

what a weird time

Apr 1, 2024 •

why i'm terrified of ants

Jan 13, 2024 •

general zuo's chicken update

a message to the nuggets

Jan 11, 2023 •

every person from the bay

we are literally the same

Dec 19, 2022 •

finding a partner

i'm not sure how to approach this anymore

Nov 7, 2022 •

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