my mom gave me a dragonfruit she grew to eat a couple weeks ago when i was back home in winter break
it looked suspiciously scratched up
my hunch was right that it was suspicious because when i washed it ants came swarming out
i was terrified because it triggered a childhood memory in which i poured water into an ant hole when i was trying to find insects to use my insect vacuum toy that my mom had gotten me
at first i was excited when the ants came coming out because i was ready to test my toy!
but it turned out the ants were immune to it…
i started panicking because the floor started turning BLACK covered with all the ants i had summoned and my toy was completely ineffective
and then i spent super long time after killing all the ants and was covered in their carcasses
even after i was sure there were no more ants on me i still kept imagining the feeling of them crawling on me days after
anyways the dragon fruit my mom gave me that was ant infested actually was still edible because the ants didn’t get through to the fruit part and it was very tasty
i actually missed my flight to arizona after this incident because i was so terrified and started screaming at my dad to come save me
i started a tumblr blog and going to start publishing more casual stuff there like this there more frequently! and will cross-post with substack occasionally
HAHAHHA i cant stop laughing
yucky ant 😖 but yummy fruit ^_^