"cool communities that do cool stuff"
apparently by transitive property being around cool people makes you cooler
come join our community!
we host weekly co-working sessions and do cool stuff
we are cool so join us
come work on the thing you never had the chance to do!!!
come to our space we have many floors of cool people!!!
our applications close soon and we only have a few spots left!!!
we are like wework but we have other stuff like a maker space. we're even building a neighborhood of houses and have office hours and hackathons.
we also host dinners. but only if you are a founder :)
we believe deep, meaningful conversations are important and humans are naturally curious. during the renaissance, people thought. today, we think too.
we're really changing the world out here. come learn the language of full stack web development and ai research. we promise by coming on our noah's ark you will survive this next recession or we will together.
together let's build the layer 5 of the universe, travel to bali, wrapper that ai, raise that funding, and start that substack.
(the community is totally not backed by sequoia and redwood and a16z and z69a and is totally not a feeding ground for venture capital firms to prey on)
join the cult us :)
oh you’ve done it again
wait not me thinking this was actually you announcing a community you're starting until way later after reading it thoroughly xD
11/10 parody omg