how you end up at every sf party
just because someone spent time outside sf doesn’t make them contrarian
“yo he’s like so contrarian”
“yea?”
“like in the best possible way. he has these takes no one else does”
“like what”
“like hiring someone based on vibes instead of skill… he always knows what’s up. what’s big before it’s big. he invested in crypto super early. like suuuuuuper early. and he has like a mansion in the hills and just invites people over. they talk about the coolest shit. you got to go one day”
“alright.”
“just being around him makes me feel so much smarter. his founder friends make yc and hf0 look like ants.”
“k.”
“you know I think he’s hiring. i think you’d be a good fit. you’re always like doing cool stuff and thinking cool thoughts.”
“yeah?”
“let me put you in touch. they’re hosting a party later this evening. you should come. there’ll be a lot of cool builders.”
“i’m good.”
“are you suuuurre? just come, it’ll be fun”
“nah.”
“you’ll miss out.”
“i’m going to play secret hitler instead. do you want to play?”
“nah imma go to the party”
“you’re the one missing out.”