general zuo's chicken

general zuo's chicken

weaving

the tapestries of our generation

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nancy
Feb 28, 2024
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congrats! you’re hired to be a weaver

here’s the part of the tapestry you’ll be weaving

you won’t see the rest of it but don’t worry about it.

the tools might sometimes break and your part might get cut off later but keep weaving 

we’re paying you well so just keep weaving!

ok now there’s a machine that can weave way faster than you… but it’s ok keep at it!!! 

i know you love weaving so you will do it forever! 

sorry jk now we don’t need you anymore because these machine are way faster and better than you…

oh you want to keep weaving? you hate the machines? 

but the machines allow you to go do other things now! you don’t have to sit there and weave all day anymore

but you’ve only ever done weaving? that’s the only thing you know how to do??

well that’s unfortunate 

related: “every person from the bay” and “general zuo’s chicken update”

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